Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing!

Happy Birthday, old man. So glad you're still alive and cake-ing!

Happy Birthday, old man! Another year older, but definitely not any wiser, right? I can't believe you're still kicking and cake-ing at your age. It's a miracle you've made it this far without breaking a hip or losing all your teeth. But hey, you're still here and that's something to celebrate!

I remember when we used to party like rockstars on your birthday. Now, it's more like a quiet dinner with a slice of cake and a cup of tea. How times have changed! But hey, at least we can still laugh about it and reminisce about the good old days.

Speaking of cake, I hope you have a delicious one waiting for you on your special day. Maybe it's a little harder to blow out all those candles now, but I have faith in you. Just don't set off the smoke alarm with all that huffing and puffing!

I have to say, getting older has its perks. Like senior discounts and early bird specials. Who knew that one day we'd be excited about saving a few bucks on a meal or a movie ticket? But hey, every little bit helps when you're on a fixed income, right?

I hope you have a fantastic birthday filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake. And maybe a few presents thrown in for good measure. You deserve it after all these years of putting up with me and my shenanigans.

So here's to you, old man! May your birthday be as fabulous as you are, and may you continue to cake it up for many more years to come. Cheers to another year of wisdom, wrinkles, and hopefully not too many gray hairs. Happy Birthday!