Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!

Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!

Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world! I mean, let's be real here - getting a man/woman like me is basically winning the lottery. You're welcome for being such a prize!

I hope your birthday is filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake. And maybe a few presents too, if you're lucky. But let's be honest, the real gift here is knowing me. I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends with someone as amazing as me?