If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy birthday!

Hey there! I just wanted to drop you a quick message to wish you a very happy birthday! I know it's not actually your birthday, but if you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! So, happy birthday to you!

I thought that line was pretty funny and I couldn't resist sending it to you. I hope it brought a smile to your face and maybe even a little chuckle. Birthdays are a time to celebrate and have fun, so I wanted to add a little humor to your special day.

I hope you have a fantastic birthday filled with laughter, joy, and lots of cake! Birthdays are a great excuse to eat all the cake you want, right? So go ahead and indulge a little - it's your day to treat yourself!

I also wanted to take a moment to thank you for being such a wonderful person. Your kindness, humor, and friendship mean the world to me, and I am so grateful to have you in my life. You always know how to make me laugh and brighten my day, so I wanted to return the favor on your birthday.

I hope this message brings a smile to your face and adds a little extra joy to your special day. Birthdays are a time to celebrate the amazing person you are, and I hope you feel all the love and appreciation that surrounds you today.

So, once again, happy birthday! If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. And that's definitely something worth celebrating! Enjoy your day to the fullest and know that you are loved and cherished by so many. Cheers to another year of laughter, love, and happiness!