20 Funny Messages

I'm not broke, I'm pre-rich

Life is too important to be taken seriously

There's nobody else I'd rather be weird with!

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

OMG You Are So Old You Probably Can't Read This

A good friend will always stab you in the front

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of you being awesome

Quick! I need to borrow your brain! I lost mine again

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans

I wish I could have a best friend like me. You're so lucky!

Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!

Sorry to hear you're using sick days for an actual sickness!

Guess what? I'm still wearing the smile you gave me yesterday

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together

Get well soon so I can make fun of you again and not feel so bad

If laughter was a crime, we'd be serving a life sentence together!

There's nothing better than a friend, unless its a friend with chocolate!

I guess germs like you as much as I do. I don't blame them. Get well soon!

You and I will be friends forever, because at this point you know too much

If I got a dollar every time I thought about you, I’d start thinking about you

I love you more than chocolate, but don't make me choose between you and ice cream

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself

I think we'll be friends until the end of time, because we are too lazy to find new friends

You're so old now that people will start saying "you look good for your age" Happy Birthday

They say the older you are, the smarter you become. At your age you must be a genius! Happy birthday!

Hey, if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one dollar. Because you never leave my mind!