80 Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Happy birthday to my best tea

You're not old, you're just vintage!

I know your real age Happy Birthday!

You're getting closer to cracking joints!

You're not old, you're just well-seasoned

Happy Birthday to my favorite pain in the butt

Happy Birthday, I hope you age like fine wine!

Another year of being awesome, happy birthday!

Another year of being fabulous, happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my brother from another mother!

Happy Birthday to someone too young to be this old

You're not getting older, you're just leveling up!

Remember, age gets better with wine. Happy Birthday!

You're not getting older, you're just getting better

Wishing my bestie the absolute best on their birthday!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age

Older? Yes. Wiser? Not so much. Happy Birthday, bestie!

Another year of being a total rock star, happy birthday!

You're not old, you're just a little bit more experienced

Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!

Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep on shining, bestie

Don't think of it as aging, think of it as becoming a classic!

Happy Birthday to my favorite person to go on adventures with!

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young

You're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished

Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to be foolish

Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!

If you’re getting old, that means I am, too! Happy birthday bestie

I can’t think of a better gift than my friendship. Happy birthday!

You're not getting older, you're just gaining more experience points

My birthday wish for you is that your hangover tomorrow isn't too bad

Happy Birthday to someone who has finally reached the age of wisdom teeth

Happy Birthday to someone who is still hotter than their birthday candles!

Wishing you a birthday that's as epic as you are. No pressure or anything!

Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be less noticeable than your laughter lines

Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least pretending to be

Here's to another year of getting up to no good together! Happy Birthday bestie

You're another year older, but definitely not any wiser. Happy birthday bestie!

Happy birthday to the most fabulous woman I know. Oh wait, it’s not my birthday!

Birthdays are the universe’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laugh lines

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smile lines

You don’t look a day over 21! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!

You may no longer be considered young, but you'll always be immature. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to a woman who's old enough to know better and young enough to not care

You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself

Happy Birthday to someone who is still young enough to party like it's their 21st birthday

Happy birthday, bestie! Here's to you, the only person I'd share my food with... sometimes

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your hairlines recede as gracefully as your wisdom grows

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a state of mind... a very wrinkly, creaky state of mind

Happy birthday! Remember, age is like underwear: it creeps up on you when you least expect it

Happy birthday! Remember, our age is just the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as fabulous as your taste in friends (hint: that's me)

Stop counting the candles, it will take you until your next birthday to finish! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as bright as your future and as crazy as our friendship

Congratulations on another year of being amazing! Or at least trying to be. You're doing great!

Congratulations on another year of being fabulous! Or at least trying to fake it till you make it

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just leveling up... in the game of life

Happy Birthday! You know, you don’t look that old. But then, you don’t look that young, either

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your wrinkles be as non-existent as our filter on social media

Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets and still chooses to be seen in public with me

Happy Birthday! Congratulations on turning another year younger. . . oh wait, my bad. I mean older!

They say the older you are, the smarter you become. At your age you must be a genius! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy small talk

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and lots of embarrassing stories about you

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just on top of a really big pile of presents

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your cake be as sweet as your dance moves (which is not saying much)

Cheers to another year of surviving your antics! May your birthday be as epic as our adventures together

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to understand technology

Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your cake be as sweet as your victory when you beat me at video games

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, scary number that keeps going up every year

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as fabulous as you are... which means it'll be pretty darn fabulous

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to enjoy family gatherings

Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start complaining about everything

Forget about the past, it cannot be changed; Forget about the present, you're not getting one. Happy birthday!

Congratulations on surviving another year! You're officially old enough to start forgetting where you put things

Happy birthday, bestie! May your day be as awesome as you are... which means it's going to be pretty darn awesome

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value... like a vintage vinyl record

Cheers to the birthday boy/girl! May your cake be the only thing on fire this year... but I can't make any promises

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more experienced at pretending to be an adult

Happy birthday! I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more distinguished... or at least more noticeable

Congratulations on another trip around the sun! You're officially old enough to start forgetting where you left your keys

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with as much joy as you pretending to remember everyone's names at family gatherings

Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your best friend! You deserve a medal... or at least a really big cake

Wishing a very happy birthday to one of those rare people whose birthday I can remember even without a Facebook notification!

Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, you're just getting more excuses to celebrate... and more reasons to complain

Cheers to you on your birthday! May your age be just a number and your cake be the only thing collapsing under the weight of candles

Congratulations on turning another year older! You know you're getting old when you start enjoying the sound of your joints cracking