30 Funny Christmas Messages

Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?

I wish you seasons eatings! Merry Christmas

Happy Christmas! Yule always be my favourite

I only got you a card in case you got me one.

If Santa asks, you’re all I want for Christmas

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you

You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I. Got. Fat!

I told Santa you were good this year. You owe me one!

It’s time for our ugly sweaters. It’s Christmas time!

May your Christmas be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!

Santa called. You were on the naughty list, but he owes me a favor

Merry Christmas! I love you more than Santa loves cookies and milk

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard this Christmas

Merry Christmas! I hope you like the present you told me to buy for you

This year, Santa called to say you were on both the naughty and nice list

I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas

Santa saw your social media posts – you’re getting a dictionary this year!

This Christmas, I’m giving you the gift of my endless patience. Use it wisely!

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU but, I could really do with some money

To my wonderful daughter: May your Christmas be as perfect as the selfies you post

How do cats greet each other at Christmas? A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!

Your presence is the best gift I could receive — just kidding, get me something nice

Hope you didn’t forget it’s Christmas. It always comes around this time of the year

Worrying about what to do this Christmas season. Just sit down and enjoy the Merry part!

I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it. Merry Christmas anyway

Wishing you a Christmas that's merry and bright, just like your nose after a few too many eggnogs

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

Merry Christmas! I’ve asked Santa for a less snoring version of you. Just kidding, I love your snores

This Christmas, I’m giving you the most precious gift: my undivided attention. (Until the game starts.)

Christmas has been cancelled! And it’s your fault as I told Santa that you had been good and he died laughing!

I don’t usually write Christmas cards, but when I do, I usually write the same thing in all of them. Happy Christmas!

I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! I wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So make sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and you’re welcome – that song’s now stuck in your head all day