50 Funny Good Morning Messages for Friends

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

Wake up and smell the coffee!

Good morning! Today’s goal: be awesome!

Good morning, time to stop dreaming and back to reality!

Good morning! Let's make today one for the history books

Wishing you a good morning and an even better afternoon nap

Hey you, yeah you! Good morning, and don't forget to brush your teeth

Roses are red, violets are blue, wake up already, I'm waiting for you!

Good morning, bud! Let's make today so great that yesterday wants a redo

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Or if you're like me, just coffee and a muffin

Good morning, buddy! Let's make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous

Rise and shine, champ! Time to take on the world... or just your morning commute

Rise and grind, amigo! Let's tackle this day like it's a giant stack of pancakes

Good morning, champ! Here's to hoping your day is better than your morning breath

Rise and shine, buttercup! Let's make today so awesome that tomorrow gets excited

Good morning! Let’s start the day off right: with breakfast in bed and then a nap

Happy morning, friend! Time to get up and conquer the world... or at least your inbox

Good morning, amigo! Let's kick today's butt... or at least convince it to take a nap

Rise and shine, buttercup! It's time to seize the day... or at least grab a cup of coffee

Rise and shine, sleepy bear! Don't forget to stretch those paws before you start your day

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The world is waiting for you... or at least your co-workers are

Time to wake up and be amazing, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just be mildly interesting

Good morning! Let's start this day off with a bang... or at least a really good cup of coffee

Wake up and smell the bacon, my friend! Or if you're a vegetarian, the eggs will do just fine

Goooood morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and smell the coffee (or tea, if that's your thing)

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! It's a brand new day full of endless possibilities... and caffeine

Wake up, wake up, wake up! It's time to chase our dreams... or at least our first cup of coffee

Good morning, pal! Let's embrace this day with open arms... and a fully stocked breakfast buffet

Good morning, bud! Hope you slept well and dreamed of all the pancakes you're going to eat today

Rise and shine, my dear friend! Today is a new day to be grateful for... and to caffeinate heavily

Good morning, pal! Let's start this day off right... with a hearty breakfast and some terrible puns

Wake up and smell the roses, my friend! Or if that's too cheesy, just smell the freshly brewed coffee

Good morning! Let's start this day off on the right note... or at least a note that's not too off-key

Good morning, friend! I hope your day is as bright and cheerful as you are... or at least as caffeinated

Time to wake up and be awesome, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just settle for being mildly impressive

Wake up and smell the roses, my friend! Or if you don't have any roses, settle for a strong cup of coffee

Good morning, partner in crime! Let's go out and make some memories... or at least take some cute selfies

Hey friend, just wanted to remind you that mornings are for coffee and contemplation. And maybe some toast

Wake up and seize the day, my friend! Or if that's too overwhelming, just seize the remote and watch some TV

Rise and shine, my dear friend! Let's tackle today with enthusiasm... or at least a vague sense of obligation

Time to wake up and conquer the day, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just conquer a plate of bacon and eggs

Good morning, champ! Let's make today so productive that we'll impress ourselves... or at least not get fired

Rise and shine, my dear friend! Let's start this day off with a bang... or at least a satisfying sip of coffee

Good morning! Let's make today the best day since yesterday... or at least the best day before our next day off

Rise and shine, buddy! Let's start this day off on a positive note... or at least a note that's not too negative

Woke up feeling like a rockstar today... until I realized it was just my alarm clock. But hey, good morning anyway!

Time to wake up and be unstoppable, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just settle for being moderately difficult to stop

Good morning! Let's make today so memorable that it becomes a highlight of our lives... or at least a highlight of our week

Good morning, partner in crime! Let's go out and make some questionable decisions... after we finish our breakfast, of course

Good morning, my dear friend! Let's start this day off on the right foot... or at least the one that hasn't fallen asleep yet

Good morning, amigo! Let's make today so fun that we'll forget it's Monday... or at least until we see our overflowing inboxes

Time to wake up and be the best version of ourselves, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just settle for being the second-best version

Time to wake up and be a superhero, my friend! Or if that's too hard, just settle for being a regular person who drinks a lot of coffee

Good morning, pal! Let's make today so fabulous that it becomes our new standard... or at least until we have to pay our credit card bill

Good morning, my dear friend! Let's make today so awesome that it makes up for yesterday's mistakes... or at least until we make some new ones