40 Funny Retirement Wishes

Welcome to the longest coffee break of your life

I hope your retirement is filled with endless laughter and joy!

It's time to switch from "save" to "spend." Enjoy your retirement!

May your retirement be as relaxing and fun as a permanent vacation!

Congratulations on retiring - now you can be a professional napper!

Retirement: when you stop living at work and start working at living!

Wishing you a retirement filled with lots of naps and little to-do lists!

May your retirement be filled with amazing adventures and unlimited golf!

Retirement is the perfect time to master the art of doing nothing. Enjoy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, now that you’re retired, nothing to do!

Being retired is like being a student again, but without the exams. Enjoy!

Now you can finally join the "funemployed" club. Welcome to retirement bliss!

Now that you're retired, everyday is Saturday. But then again, so is Monday…

Retirement is the perfect time to start a new career as a professional beach bum

Retirement is the perfect time to start a new career as a professional nap taker

Enjoy your retirement to the fullest – you've earned it (and the extra sleep)!

Retirement is like a second childhood, except you have more money and fewer teeth

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your tan

Retirement is the perfect time to start a new career as a professional couch potato

Retirement is the perfect time to start a new career as a professional ice cream taster

Wishing you an abundance of relaxation, laughter, and endless happy hours in retirement!

Retirement is the perfect time to start a new career as a professional Netflix binge-watcher

Don’t worry about setting your alarm for work tomorrow. You’re now the boss of your time

Retirement is like a never-ending weekend, except you don't have to go back to work on Monday

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your shuffleboard game

Retirement is like a permanent vacation, except you don't have to worry about getting sunburned

Retirement - the time when you can start living like a kid again. Enjoy the playground of life!

You're retiring? I thought you were just getting started on your career as a professional napper

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your bucket list of naps

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your golf game full-time

Retirement is like a never-ending weekend, except you don't have to worry about running out of beer

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your crossword puzzle skills

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your golf cart driving skills

Retirement is like a permanent vacation, except you don't have to worry about packing or travel expenses

Now that you’re retired, can I borrow your work clothes? Apparently, pajamas are not "office appropriate"

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your collection of Hawaiian shirts

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start living your dream of doing absolutely nothing

Congratulations on your retirement! Now you can finally start working on your recipe for the perfect margarita

Retirement: The only time in your life when it’s acceptable to spend money that was set aside for a rainy day

Now that you're retired, you can finally do all the things you never had time for... like napping twice a day instead of just once