70 Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes

You're my favorite husband

Happy Anniversary to my old ball and chain!

One year down, a lot more to go. Happy anniversary!

Wait, you’ve been married how long? Happy anniversary!

Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you

Happy Anniversary! We’ve gone another whole year without divorce!

Happy anniversary my love. I'm still not completely sick of you yet!

Congrats on surviving another year of marriage without killing each other

Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary!

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house. Happy anniversary!

Congrats on another year of being "the couple" that everyone else is jealous of

On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part

You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that love is a marathon, not a sprint

Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary!

Congratulations on beating the divorce statistics for another year. Happy anniversary!

You two are like peanut butter and jelly – you just belong together. Happy anniversary!

Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to tolerate each other. Here's to many more!

Congratulations on another year of pretending to like each other's cooking! Happy anniversary!

99% of being married is just shouting ‘WHAT?’ from another room. Happy wedding anniversary!

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy wedding anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me. Good luck with that!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still remembers how to have a good time, even with each other

Happy anniversary to the couple who still laughs at each other’s jokes, even after all these years

Congratulations on surviving another year of married life without calling it quits! Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other’s annoying habits. You deserve a medal!

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Happy wedding anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't figured out that "compromise" means doing things my way!

Cheers to the couple who still laugh at each other's jokes even when they're not funny. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary to the lovebirds who managed to tolerate each other for another year. You deserve a medal!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, but by then it was too late. Happy anniversary my love!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still loves each other even after all these years. I guess miracles do happen!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't realized that the secret to a happy marriage is separate bathrooms!

Marriage is all about compromise. Congratulations on another year of letting your better half win all the arguments!

Happy anniversary to the couple who proves that love is blind...especially when it comes to the other person's snoring!

Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other's bad habits and annoying quirks! You're true relationship goals!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a roller coaster ride—full of ups, downs, and the occasional urge to scream!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the end, all you need is a king and a queen to make it work!

Congratulations on another year of marriage without resorting to using duct tape on each other's mouths! You're the real MVPs!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that "sharing is caring" applies to the last slice of pizza too!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a fine wine—it gets better with age, but sometimes it gives you a headache too!

You two are like a pair of shoes that fit perfectly together. Congratulations on another year of being each other’s sole mate!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that sharing is caring, especially when it comes to the TV remote!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that marriage is all about love, laughter, and the occasional eye roll!

They say marriage makes you live longer. I guess it’s true because it feels like we've been married forever. Happy anniversary!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't learned that saying "yes, dear" is the secret to a happy marriage!

Congratulations on another year of marriage without turning into each other's personal alarm clocks! You're true relationship MVPs!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that "date night" doesn't mean arguing about what to watch on Netflix!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that "happily ever after" doesn't mean never having to do laundry again!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is all about compromise—like deciding whose turn it is to do the dishes or take out the trash!

Congratulations on another year of marriage without resorting to using voodoo dolls on each other! You're the epitome of marital bliss!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that "quiet night in" doesn't mean arguing about whose turn it is to pick

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying you all these years. Here's to many more!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't mastered the art of the perfect selfie together. Keep trying—you'll get there someday!

Happy anniversary to the couple who still haven't figured out that "romantic getaway" doesn't mean arguing about directions the entire time!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that marriage is all about teamwork—like deciding who gets the last slice of cake!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a game of chess. It requires strategy, patience, and the occasional sacrifice of a pawn (or two)!

Just wanted you to know I’ve already put more thought into our anniversary date than I did into my decision to get married. Happy anniversary!

Congratulations on surviving another year of marriage without accidentally poisoning each other with your cooking! You're a match made in heaven!

Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other's quirks, flaws, and weird habits! You're practically experts at this marriage thing!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that true love isn't just about matching outfits—it's about matching personalities too!

Congratulations on another year of marriage without forgetting each other's birthdays (hopefully)! You're setting the bar high for relationship goals!

Here's to the couple who still haven't figured out that "happily ever after" doesn't mean watching Netflix in sweatpants every night! Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a marathon—not everyone makes it to the finish line, but those who do get a shiny medal (and lots of snacks)!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that marriage is a lot like a roller coaster ride—full of ups, downs, and the occasional urge to throw up!

Wishing a very happy anniversary to the couple who proves that marriage is all about compromise—like deciding whose turn it is to walk the dog or take out the trash!

Happy anniversary! Remember, the key to a successful marriage is patience, forgiveness, and a good sense of humor—especially when your spouse forgets your anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Remember, marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But by the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!

Happy wedding anniversary. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just wish you had a club and a spade!